Favorite Cartoons of the Year

If you were a job-seeker, an Afghan civilian or an Obama voter, the year kinda sucked for you, dinnit? But if you were a cartoonist — that is to say, if you spent the year baking delicious and buttery loaves of humor from the dough of human misery — the year was simply delightful. Yes, ladies n gremlins, as we enter a new decade, one promising fulfillment of all those broken promises of yesteryear along with dreams anew, it is incumbent upon us to reflect upon blah blah blah blah etc etc etc etc.

OK, with all that out of the way, here are my favorite cartoons from the past year, presented in order of publication.

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Badthink

The American Prospect’s critique of Matt Taibbi’s Rolling Stone piece reminds me of the sort of thing Mattel’s PR team might put out the day after The New York Times reveals that Barbie dolls are made with the bones of aborted Malaysian sweatshop fetuses. “Our fetal recycling program did not actually start until 1993.” “At no time did our Vice President of Development visit the fetus factories personally.” Nitpicking the facts that surround an issue without actually engaging the issue itself is a well-worn tactic of propaganda outfits. But this I find most interesting:

This is pernicious for a lot of journalistic reasons, but politically it’s bad for progressives beacuse conspiracy theories stand in the way of good policy analysis and good activism, replacing them with apathy and fear.

Why progressive activists thought they had a role in Democratic policymaking at the national level — despite all empirical data suggesting otherwise — will remain one of 2009′s great unsolved mysteries.

Keep It Inside Your Sketchbook

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) comes up with a novel excuse for keeping The Terrorists out of the American criminal justice system:

When a reporter pointed out that federal trials aren’t televised, perhaps making the “megaphone” a little less likely, Republicans said there were other ways for terror suspects to peddle their propoganda from a U.S. courtroom — for example, sketch artists.

“What we’ve seen happen is artists draw pictures and this will be written up and there will be defense attorneys taking the global stage,” King said. “We are in an electronic era where they Internet and all these other media that we have will create a real time look at what’s going on in New York.”

Regular readers will know that I agree with King here. There is nothing more horrific than watching one of your artist comrades accidentally get a couple thousand civilians killed just because he didn’t get the foreshortening correct on Omar Abdel-Raman’s left arm.

By the way, did you know that a ground-up Conte crayon + three teaspoons of Crisco = the perfect war paint?

Obama in Oslo

I face the world as it is, and cannot stand idle in the face of threats to the American people. For make no mistake: Evil does exist in the world. A non-violent movement could not have halted Hitler’s armies. Negotiations cannot convince al Qaeda’s leaders to lay down their arms. To say that force may sometimes be necessary is not a call to cynicism — it is a recognition of history; the imperfections of man and the limits of reason.

Whatever, dude.

P.S. Cf. Le Chateau de IOZ.

tiger’s game

When I was a kid I picked up a yellowed, crumbling Mad paperback at a garage sale. It covered the period during which Mad (at Harvey Kurtzman’s insistence, the story goes) transitioned from a comic book to a magazine. Early Mad Magazine pieces were really text-heavy and dry. It was as if they were trying to completely jettison the baggage associated with comic books following the Congressional investigation and subsequent downfall of EC Comics. But they included an Al Jaffee parody of Ben Hogan’s “Five Fundamentals” golf tips, which was the general inspiration for this cartoon. It’s funny how many bits of random, arcane cultural trivia you can glean from old magazines and newspapers and end up incorporating into your work.

This cartoon was actually quite difficult to draw. Since I was going for a more schematic, diagram feel I had to boil down the actions and figures to clear, simple lines. Plus the fact that the characters are very small on the page didn’t help matters. If you can’t tell that the golfer is beckoning toward someone outside the frame then the entire thing stops making sense. But it came out reasonably well, so here it is.

Oy Vey

When I drew this cartoon to tie the fall of the Berlin Wall to the contemporary situation in the West Bank, I expected a certain amount of negative feedback. The UGA campus represents a sort of nexus between your flat-earth right-wing Christian types and your metro Atlanta Jewish types, and as such has several rather sizable Likudnik student organizations. What I didn’t expect was the stack of angry letters fixating on the way I implied that the Israelis bought the Berlin Wall secondhand from the Germans — “on clearance.”

Well, turns out certain people have certain stereotypes about Jews and money. And the “Jews and money” routine itself has a bit of historical baggage.

Anyway, I got e-mails, I got phone calls, I got angry letters from university presidents written about me. Some understood that I was acting in good faith and focused on the substance of my argument. Most got caught up in the IDF soldier’s comment. And to the extent that my message was obscured by sloppy self-editing, I do think there was a bit of merit to those complaints. Folks who publish things have a certain obligation to anticipate reader reactions and get rid of possible confounding variables in order to direct readers toward the intended message. I should have been more direct with the IDF guy’s comment re: getting the wall used. But that’s the only thing I would have done differently.

Side note: it is certainly interesting that the pro-Israel crowd has managed to make a cottage industry out of shouting “anti-Semitism!” whenever Israeli policy is criticized in America. It has always seemed odd that at the same time Likud supporters keep reminding us that the Holocaust was an incomparable atrocity, they devalue the anti-Semite label by comparing every little perceived slight against them to what the Nazis did. And this sort of thing has happened to a Georgia cartoonist before, too. Check out Dylan Woodliff’s brutal, pointed Emory Wheel cartoon from 13 months ago, the hysterical reaction from faculty and ultimate mea culpa from the artist.

So the moral of the story is that your humble webmaster is now your humble, anti-Semitic webmaster.

As Smoove B would say, “Damn.”

P.S. Though I disagree with some of his particulars The Chiego Blog had a pretty good summary of the problems with throwing around such loaded labels.