Bill Richards

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Methods

Posted by billrichards on 19 October 2009

People ask me questions sometimes. Normally it’s stuff like “What are you doing rummaging through my dumpster” or “Hey, didn’t I tell you never to come back here,” but occasionally I am asked about the process of creating a cartoon. Many people who can’t draw view it as a sort of magical activity. People who are able to crank out 2,000-word essays on a regular basis are reduced to a state of childlike wonder as they watch someone generate an image from a few lines. Because more people can write than draw, the cartoonist’s status as a diviner of objects into two dimensions is retained. This is why cartoonists are routinely paid seven-figure signing bonuses out of college and thus able to afford the trappings of celebrity, such as severe opiate addiction and leaked hotel tapes.

But drawing a cartoon is very much like writing an essay. Both require planning and revision. This is my process.

Step 1) Writing. The most frequent question you are asked as a cartoonist is “Where do you get your ideas?” I like to give different answers to this question, because the truth is really quite boring. It all starts with a blank page in your trusty sketchbook.

Here, random phrases are written down. Small figures are drawn. Half-baked ideas are discarded. I read the newspaper and check my Google Reader constantly in order to pick potential topics. Generally I try to do something UGA-related, but generally there’s nothing interesting happening at UGA, forcing me to draw elephants and donkeys mugging a crying Statue of Liberty and holding big sacks marked “Taxpayer $$$.”

Step 2) Thumbnail. Because I am impatient and have a short attention span I do not generally like to do a lot of preliminary work. I like to knock it out. But a thumbnail or two to get the composition down is generally quite helpful, if only because it forces me to go ahead and find a solution early on.

In this stage, I don’t put in any more details than are necessary. I just block out where all the elements should go.

Step 3) Pencil. This is the full-size rough, also done in my sketchbook. Here I mess around with the composition a bit more and refine the details.

As you can tell, I changed up the angle from the thumbnail in order to give Mike Adams a bit more sneakiness and be the focus of the viewer’s attention.

Step 4) Transferring to bristol board. This is something I adopted from my graphic design classes recently. It involves going over the rough with a hard point on top of a sheet of tracing paper coated with conte crayon, which transfers the image onto the board in crayon.

I have come to prefer this method to penciling on the board directly because it doesn’t alter the surface the way pencil and eraser do, optimizing it for inking.

Step 5) Inking the cartoon. I use matte black waterproof ink and a round sable brush for linework, a Rapidograph for lettering and a Hunt 102 quill pen for details. It is a very Stone Age method.

Step 6) Scan it and send it.

But it is important to remember that like every writer, every cartoonist eventually evolves to have his own highly idiosyncratic method. For example, I often wonder how my system would change were I to quit my crystal meth habit. But that’s another blog post.

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Like Space Camp For The Even More Pedantic

Posted by billrichards on 19 October 2009

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Shawty Don’t Chop Me

Posted by billrichards on 30 September 2009

Sitting at the bar, doing my usual. Fortunately the Zetas are having an ITC Garamond theme night. They were impressed when I told them I studied under Josef Albers at Yale.

I don’t even know where Yale is, homie.

Thank god they haven’t figured out where I got this vellum.

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Once More

Posted by billrichards on 1 August 2009

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The only thing constant is change

Posted by billrichards on 22 June 2009

You can thank our team of web interns for our new-and-improved “True Blue” look. They stayed up for six weeks mainlining Hot Pocket juice and Mountain Dew Code Red as they learned CSS at gunpoint. Some even gave their lives. And for that, we thank them each time we buy Hot Pockets.

Also added/subtracted names from the blogroll, though we steadfastly refuse to get rid of the March-2008-vintage Bad Cartoonist. We’re convinced he is not retired, but rather simply waiting in the shadows.

Also with the new theme comes something that WordPress calls “widgets.” On the left sidebar are two widgets that you will find eminently handy. One allows you to follow me on Twitter. The other allows you to stick this blog on an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), which is probably the best way to go about reading it given my irregular updating schedule.

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Take the Picture Off

Posted by billrichards on 19 June 2009

On the heels of this…

…we get this.

Above are two poorly-used images that aren’t really that hard to use. Every viewer approaches the image with a preconceived notion of the Buddha or (to a lesser extent) the red fist — the original purpose of each, after all, was to “stand” for something. But in each instance the artist managed to destroy any chance of the reader being able to quickly absorb the meaning by using the icon completely out of context. If Sotomayor weren’t Hispanic, the cover would have worked (although she wouldn’t have spoken those 38 fateful words). And if anti-tax zealots were genuine about their desire to promote the interests of the middle class, then the poster would have worked.

But neither of those being the case, what we see is a movement whose essence has been boiled down and extracted, like fine, raw San Pedro cactus, to a potent and odd-tasting brew that is palatable to none but the truest of believers.

When your bullshit division starts sputtering, you know you’re in trouble.

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The revolution will be conspicuously consumed

Posted by billrichards on 19 June 2009

OK, I think I’ve figured out how this stuff works.

1) Invade a country, overthrow its democratically-elected leader and install a dictator.

2) Scratch your head as the Western-installed leader is overthrown in a popular revolution thirty years later.

3) Insist that your leader of choice be installed once again thirty years after that.

Look, baby girl, let me be real wit chu for one second. (The author turns his chair around, sits in it backwards in his serious pose) You had no idea who Mousavi was a week ago. Shit, you probably didn’t even know Iran was holding elections a week ago.

The white man’s burden does not include rooting for the Greens, as one might root for the Jets or the Nuggets or the ugly British chick who sang on TV that one time. So let us worry about the brown people we’re already torturing liberating, rather than those on whom the bright light of freedom and democracy and pixie dust has not yet been shone.

See also alicublog, which always does it big.

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Afflicting the comfortable, part 1,685

Posted by billrichards on 6 June 2009

“To be in the hallway when the president walks by with a handful of M&Ms, popping them in his mouth as he goes to visit his chief of staff — it was unbelievable.” Brian Williams, anchor of NBC Nightly News

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“I frustrate/I increase they birth rate”

Posted by billrichards on 29 May 2009

College Republicans produce seizure-inducing rap video.

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Stick around long enough and your number gets called.

Posted by billrichards on 29 May 2009

Three pieces of news from this month:


We now resume your irregularly scheduled blogging.

Begin fiber regimen.

Update! (5-29-09) Atlanta TeeVee Blogging Sensation LiveApartmentFire has a Q&A with me regarding the first item.

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